Though I feel sorry for you-- awfully sorry, so sorry-- I want to thank you.
Without you, I wouldn't have re-fallen in luv with Tina Fey, the most brilliant bitch on the face of the planet.
And I owe it all to you, Sarah Palin.
I resent that you and I share the same name, but at least we spell it right.
Now you may return to Alaska. Forever.
